What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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