Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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hello

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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