- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's your blood type? Red.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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