- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

hola said the chinese man

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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