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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what are you mike bibby?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

... Chan chan

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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