- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Knock Knock. Not home.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

roses are red violets are blue

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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