Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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... Chan chan

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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boys

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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