- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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