your face is kinda funny

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Dwight Howard

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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