What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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the midget went to the midget store

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I walk into a bar...

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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