What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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