- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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