- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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