If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

more like nig!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

hi charles lattuca III

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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