What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Face Hunter is scum

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

boobs.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why was the gay guy sad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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