- Anti Joke

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face