- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Two women were sitting quietly.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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