four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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rarw

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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