A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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penis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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