there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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VAGINA.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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