- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

the sky is green no it is not

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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