What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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