- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

hard cheese

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Church.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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