What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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69.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Women's Rights..

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a man walked into a bar....

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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