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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Blacks

How come grilled cheese?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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