Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Lindsay Lohan

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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