- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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