Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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