- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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