- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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