- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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