patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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