- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Robert Mugabe.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

what's funny about war? nothing!

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.