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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A midget walked under a bar.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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