- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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