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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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