What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If i open this door you can go trough it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops