Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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