- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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