A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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