A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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