Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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