- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

I shot a bitch.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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