Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Anti Joke

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