What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Happy Monday!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

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