- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Racial Equality

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did david give back? Nothing.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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