- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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