- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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