if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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