What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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