- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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